Office by Alex Penny
a bored teenager trying to be less like other bored teenagers but ending up being more and more like said teens-blog
Anonymous: hey bro do u ever suck ur own dick??
all the time breh, all the time
long nipples
nipples that are lighter than the persons actual skin color
people trying to change my point of view on weed
when creepy women flirt with my girlfriend
the sound of two rusty objets rubbing together
what is it in a person that compels them to walk the speed of shit in a fucking hallway.
my pet peeve of the day is underclassmen. now don’t get me wrong, i like them, my girlfriend is one of them. But, i hate the dumb freshman with the stupid looks on their face. i hate the way they speak, i hate the way they think its appropriate to ask what the fucks my problem when they are blocking the stairs. I wish them all the swiftest kick in the baaallllzzzaa.
NARWHAL STAGE ONE
Edgar Allan Bro
one night i was hella down and shit so i was reading this boring book of weak ass stories people fogot about. i was fallin asleep and shit when some punk ass knocked on the door and i was like “its some stupid ass bitch” notin more.
Can i get my hippy bride with a little more ice bartender?
and i still have no reception in crockett
I’m screwed.
No I’m not talking about Brennan. Btw… Dude your facebook… Is hacked. Buwahahaha.
If you see all the stuff I post about what’s been happening, I would be so dead right now. FUUUU
do you want to know what its like to be thrown off a train while inside a potato sack?
I am far more intelligent then anyone in my English class.
Today my fellow students asked what a personification was. God help us all
